Guide to lioness

hi, lioness here, feeling very wild and free with my crazy hair…
guide to becoming lion:
sleep with your hair in a wet braid (lots of tossing and turning is *strongly* advised)
wake up late and run around your house frantically (allowing significant other/roomate/friend to make you breakfast IF offered…)
take out the braid last minute and growl in front of mirror
out of desperation, add mousse as a last minute hope for timidity
realize mousse still doesn’t do anything (at all) in your hair and proudly prance around with crazy…lioness…mane

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